Mike - the Gentle White Male

Momoka Shiroma, OCU

In Naha this spring, a gentle white male named Mike resolved to sit on his grand piano, eat juicy grapes, drink excellent red wine, and love his new baby doll named Kate. She was looking like a bouquet of lovely florescent pink flowers but with an evil smile.

At a glance, they looked happy but it was not true that they had only good memories.

After two very long years in the jungle, they were excited about their adventure to Thailand. They had a small straw house and started to live in the new house deep in the woods. They enjoyed hunting deer and foxes, and swimming in the lake twice a week. They felt happy every day.

But one day, they experienced a terrible situation. When they were having dinner, they heard a light knock at the door. They panicked and thought about what they should do. But the door opened. An army of fire ants was standing there, and struck them. The ants bit them on their legs, arms and faces. Mike and Kate were furious about the ants, and began to get square with the ants. They sprayed insect killer throughout entire the room. Of course, Mike and Kate won the fight. But they had a near-death experience. Now, they moved to Naha near Jusco from the jungles of Thailand. Why did they move here from the jungle? They said that they honestly can't tell.

In their beautiful new beginnings, they now dwell in happiness eating very dark chocolate, also eating expensive candy and listening to old hip hop songs with a broken smile. They look so happy.

Finally, I'll talk about their encounter, it's simple. A few years back in New York summer season, Mike and Kate happened to meet on the street. Mike was posting a bill for spreading gay knowledge around the world. But he is not gay. It's just his side job. After a while, he heard a kid crying. He looked' round to see, he found a woman and a crying little boy. Yes, the woman was Kate. She was wiping away a lost kid's tears. It really moved him to see this, and he fell in love. He called Kate, and they hit it off right away. Also Kate fell in love in a second. Yes, they fell in love at first sight in a dramatic encounter. That sounds typical, right?

Then next month, they were going to get married. May they be always surrounded with happy smiles.

Funny Days

Kanako Negawa, OCU

The presidential researcher knew he was going to have a bad hair day. His hair style was a new fashion phenomenon sweeping New York City, but that morning, it wasn't looking so good. He was right. The entire day was awful. No one paid attention to him.

That night, he danced on the roof of his house by the bright light of a full moon by himself but with a big bottle of red wine. He was a serious fashion goofball who loved drinking and brawling with strange old men. He was yelling at the top of his lungs and waking up his neighbors who were all asleep.

After his strange dance routine, he was soon dreaming of escape from his unhappy life beyond the edge of the fence and living on the edge of town where was concocting a scrumptious treat drinking excellent red wine and eating roasted cashews.

That’s truly finger-licking good!

The next day, he was camping in the Navajo National Forest listening to old hip hop songs blowing out two candles and feeling like a neglected stepchild and felt like a sad funeral mourner.

But, he happened to find a beautiful new beginning beneath the dark clouds passing overhead at half-past 7:00 A.M. He met a beautiful woman and immediately fell in love. And she did too. The following year, he was standing there in a chapel in Manhattan getting happily married to his lovely girlfriend. He was really happy to have a married life. His wife was so cute and so kind to him. So, he loved her.

A few days after they married, they went shopping at a shop in New York. He said "I will try the lottery!" then, he rolled the dice and made a wish. And she tried too. But, she was the winner. She won the lottery and got a huge amount of money.

Because of her new wealth, she was always eating something delicious. So, she was getting fat. To solve the problem she decided to build a diet pill company. This new diet pill transforms fat into muscle. She always said "This pill is safe and sound" But, it is an illegal drug. So, she became on the FBI's Most Wanted Person list. Because she was now a fugitive, her marriage suffered. She broke up with her lovely honey. After that, she left home and disappeared into the vast concrete jungle of New York City. She always had hidden.

One day, suddenly she recalls the spirit of her dead mother. Then, she realized it was badness. So, she went police station and she surrenders oneself to justice. She told really honesty "I am fugitive really sorry" policeman said "OK wait minute I check the list.. Um, your name have not here. Are you really fugitive?" then, she said "Oh! I'm really sorry. Maybe I still half. I go back home" Policeman reacted suspicious about her. Although, he went back to work, she disappeared again...