Mike - the Gentle White Male

Momoka Shiroma, OCU

In Naha this spring, a gentle white male named Mike resolved to sit on his grand piano, eat juicy grapes, drink excellent red wine, and love his new baby doll named Kate. She was looking like a bouquet of lovely florescent pink flowers but with an evil smile.

At a glance, they looked happy but it was not true that they had only good memories.

After two very long years in the jungle, they were excited about their adventure to Thailand. They had a small straw house and started to live in the new house deep in the woods. They enjoyed hunting deer and foxes, and swimming in the lake twice a week. They felt happy every day.

But one day, they experienced a terrible situation. When they were having dinner, they heard a light knock at the door. They panicked and thought about what they should do. But the door opened. An army of fire ants was standing there, and struck them. The ants bit them on their legs, arms and faces. Mike and Kate were furious about the ants, and began to get square with the ants. They sprayed insect killer throughout entire the room. Of course, Mike and Kate won the fight. But they had a near-death experience. Now, they moved to Naha near Jusco from the jungles of Thailand. Why did they move here from the jungle? They said that they honestly can't tell.

In their beautiful new beginnings, they now dwell in happiness eating very dark chocolate, also eating expensive candy and listening to old hip hop songs with a broken smile. They look so happy.

Finally, I'll talk about their encounter, it's simple. A few years back in New York summer season, Mike and Kate happened to meet on the street. Mike was posting a bill for spreading gay knowledge around the world. But he is not gay. It's just his side job. After a while, he heard a kid crying. He looked' round to see, he found a woman and a crying little boy. Yes, the woman was Kate. She was wiping away a lost kid's tears. It really moved him to see this, and he fell in love. He called Kate, and they hit it off right away. Also Kate fell in love in a second. Yes, they fell in love at first sight in a dramatic encounter. That sounds typical, right?

Then next month, they were going to get married. May they be always surrounded with happy smiles.